In LA everyone looks at you to see who you are or if they should know you
In NY everyone looks at you to see if you are about to mug them
In LA the palm tree leaves always remain the same color
In NY every three months requires a new wardrobe
In LA you'll spend a fortune on a car, insurance, gas, repairs
In NY you'll spend a fortune on taxis, trains, and tips
In LA the smog is overwhelming
In NY the stench is overwhelming
In LA your nearest international neighbor is Mexico... and it shows
In NY your nearest international neighbor is Canada... and you'd never know
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